May 2013
beyoncebeytwice:
bored but not bored enough to do homework
artsy-choke:
a b c d e f g h i give up
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
tinkervrisk:
physical education more like pointless embarrassment
kevdied:
i dedicate this boner to u
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warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
girlwhowasonfire:
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
wow i hate being here
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
burningbrigids:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
why is being alive so suck
why is being alive suck
why is suck
suck is being alive so expensive
why suck so...
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
vvorldwideweb:
when u rlly want to talk to someone so u finally do and then they tell u they rlly wanted to talk to u
(★‿★✿)
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Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
fuckyeahlaughters:
colonelmustangsnipples:
would you care for a free lollipop?
WOULD I
would you
WOULD I
would you
WOULD I
would you
would i what
would you care for a free lollipop?
WOULD I
zaynmalik-me:
can i borrow your african american crayon?
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laugh-addict:
how to tell if im dead
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
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mrcraabs:
“this is a group assignment. you can find your own groups”
*starts sweating nervously*
*sweats furiously*
*school floods with sweat*
*school closed*
everything worked out
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
codawful:
do you ever just feel your eyebrows
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vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
