Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
i need help
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
a b c d e f g h i give up
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I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: thordoftherings)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(Source: cantankerouscrab)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
